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zaynsmaliks:

how do u even start dating your crush how does that happen to someone

draumbouy:

the-porcelain-empress:

White couples that adopt non-white kids

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If you’re getting mad at someone for adopting a parentless child and bringing that child into a loving home because their skin color doesn’t match then you need to take a good hard look at your priorities, evaluate your life, and ask yourself how you sunk this fucking low.

taddle:

kvothe-kingkiller:

deankeptthetrenchcoatintheimpala:

allonsy-sherlock:

popetwitter:

kaalashnikov:

squeakykins:

yzma:

putting milk in the bowl first is divorce worthy

#or wetting your toothbrush BEFORE putting tooth paste on

wow excuse you maybe I like to soften the bristles first B(

who the fuck doesn’t wet their tooth brush before putting toothpaste on what the fuck

who the fuck does

i the fuck do

what the fuck man

fuck you

This is how civil wars are started

drbrianbae:
“frightbot:
“after inputting some complex algorithms into my super computer i’ve determined what tumblr will look like in the year 2020
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i love how this comes back after every shitty update staff makes
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coca-cola:
“Don’t forget, partial credit is given for getting your name right. You’re welcome. :) #ShareaCoke
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dangerouslymonkey:
“legayginger:
“imagine being in an accident and the airbags failed and you slammed your face into a fucking cactus and had to explain why you would put a fucking cactus inside your vehicle to the emergency responders.
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